It Takes One To Know One
“Clearly a clown with a testosterone boost” himself, hapless Social Democrat chancellor candidate Peer Steinbrueck just got his dinner invitation cancelled by visiting Italian President Giorgio...
View ArticleCreepy Northhampton Clown Identified
In Berlin of all places. The Northampton Clown, who spooked residents with a series of freaky night time appearances, has said that he never wanted to scare anyone with his antics. The figure, who...
View ArticleThis Is Like Work Or Something
Exhausted from all of the political activism activity anti-G7 political activists have been expected to do already, bone-weary protestors are now leaving the G7 conference in droves before someone asks...
View ArticleThe International Creepy Clown Conspiracy Has Now Reached Germany
And the first sighting was in Gelsenkirchen. Itself. Just remember, folks: If ever attacked by a mob of creepy clowns, go for the juggler. Police in Greenville, South Carolina, were alerted this summer...
View ArticleWussy Clowns Pissed Off At Creepy Clowns
Worried about the bad reputation the current creepy clown conspiracy could give the already bad reputation that wussy, so-called “genuine” clowns in the German clown industry now enjoy, wussy clown...
View ArticleTurkey
Beautiful German weapon sale of the week. Because somebody has to admire them. Germany’s ammunition exports skyrocketed in the first half of 2016, a leaked report has revealed. Turkey, currently...
View ArticleClowns Funny After All
It took me forever to finally get how this creepy clown conspiracy stuff works but now I’m laughing my Hintern (behind) off. I had always found clowns creepy (even the old-school, “normal” kind) and...
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